Post by Chibi Akagi on Mar 11, 2010 11:50:18 GMT -5
This was a really stupid little story I made when we were expected to come up with a short story in one class period. I tied some final fantasy ideas into it and here's what came out. Caudil was the actual last name of our teacher. I have to say it was cool to see that it made the teacher laugh several times as he read through it.
Mr. Caudil showed up in his classroom 3 minutes before class begins to find all his students in their seats…waiting. Curiously he thought to himself that this is not normal.
“What’s everyone in here so soon for?” He asked the class.
“You said we have a test today…” a few students said.
“That’s right, but I don’t see any studying… Well anyway I thought we should go to the battle field for this one.” Mr. Caudil said with a smile.
“You mean we gotta fight it?” Some students asked.
“That’s right. This is a big test. In fact I think you should pair up with someone and take the test together.” Mr. Caudil insisted. The students looked nervous but paired up soon.
“Alright…Lets go.” Mr. Caudil says. He leads the class out onto the schools battlefield. Then he throws the tests out at the groups. A battle breaks out everywhere. Tests are throwing multiple choice and fill in the blank questions. Students attack with their pencils and some use English knowledge to fight them off. A couple of the class clowns are defeated by the extended response questions that get hurled at them. Their Grade hits zero and they lose.
“Didn’t I tell you two to study for this?” Mr. Caudil said with a sigh.
Many of the students barely manage to defeat the tests, reducing their Points and increasing their Grade. The best student didn’t even allow his partner to help. The class clowns are disgusted. They approach Mr. Caudil.
“We want a rematch!” The two yell angrily.
“Sorry but there’s no second chance.” Mr. Caudil tells them.
“Well…wow…Mr. Caudil…you smell bad! Why don’t you use some deodorant?!” One yells out.
“Well I…I’m allergic to it…” Mr. Caudil says sheepishly.
“That’s a lame excuse…” The other says.
“We challenge you!” They both say at once.
“Fine…but don’t expect any mercy from me.” Mr. Caudil says.
They enter combat. Clown 1 attacks with a Number 2 pencil. Caudil counters with a Demerit slip! Clown 2 uses Rant. Caudil’s anger rises. Caudil uses Hour Long Lecture which half’s the Grade of both Clowns. Both Clowns use knowledge from other classes and use Algebra and Science against Caudil! Caudil defeats both subjects with Teacher Education! Caudil uses Pop quiz, the Class Clowns fail!
“I don’t make excuses. Let’s get back to class everyone.” Mr. Caudil said. And so the class kept a distance between themselves and their teacher, the class clowns failed the class and Mr. Caudil went on to be a great teacher.
Attack Of The Students
Mr. Caudil showed up in his classroom 3 minutes before class begins to find all his students in their seats…waiting. Curiously he thought to himself that this is not normal.
“What’s everyone in here so soon for?” He asked the class.
“You said we have a test today…” a few students said.
“That’s right, but I don’t see any studying… Well anyway I thought we should go to the battle field for this one.” Mr. Caudil said with a smile.
“You mean we gotta fight it?” Some students asked.
“That’s right. This is a big test. In fact I think you should pair up with someone and take the test together.” Mr. Caudil insisted. The students looked nervous but paired up soon.
“Alright…Lets go.” Mr. Caudil says. He leads the class out onto the schools battlefield. Then he throws the tests out at the groups. A battle breaks out everywhere. Tests are throwing multiple choice and fill in the blank questions. Students attack with their pencils and some use English knowledge to fight them off. A couple of the class clowns are defeated by the extended response questions that get hurled at them. Their Grade hits zero and they lose.
“Didn’t I tell you two to study for this?” Mr. Caudil said with a sigh.
Many of the students barely manage to defeat the tests, reducing their Points and increasing their Grade. The best student didn’t even allow his partner to help. The class clowns are disgusted. They approach Mr. Caudil.
“We want a rematch!” The two yell angrily.
“Sorry but there’s no second chance.” Mr. Caudil tells them.
“Well…wow…Mr. Caudil…you smell bad! Why don’t you use some deodorant?!” One yells out.
“Well I…I’m allergic to it…” Mr. Caudil says sheepishly.
“That’s a lame excuse…” The other says.
“We challenge you!” They both say at once.
“Fine…but don’t expect any mercy from me.” Mr. Caudil says.
They enter combat. Clown 1 attacks with a Number 2 pencil. Caudil counters with a Demerit slip! Clown 2 uses Rant. Caudil’s anger rises. Caudil uses Hour Long Lecture which half’s the Grade of both Clowns. Both Clowns use knowledge from other classes and use Algebra and Science against Caudil! Caudil defeats both subjects with Teacher Education! Caudil uses Pop quiz, the Class Clowns fail!
“I don’t make excuses. Let’s get back to class everyone.” Mr. Caudil said. And so the class kept a distance between themselves and their teacher, the class clowns failed the class and Mr. Caudil went on to be a great teacher.
The End